Over the weekend we enjoyed a lovely visit from the Holst-Grubbe family, who owned our house for 22 years. We will blog about that visit soon.
During the visit, George Holst-Grubbe asked a seemingly innocent question:
"So, have you had any bats in the house yet?"
"No," we said, chuckling. Of course
we wouldn't have bats in the house. We have an
ADT security system,
a caretaker and a cleaning person, for goodness sake!
Well.
Today at approximately 11:00am, I decided to bring my laptop out to the porch for a change of scenery from the dining room table, where I've been working a few days this week to avoid the brutal heat wave in Manhattan.
I sat down in my chair with my laptop, power cord, cordless phone, headset, Diet A&W root beer, highlighter pen and a stack of papers. As I plugged in, I noticed something moving in the corner of the porch.
It looked like a frog.
A very dark, creepy, ugly, beady-eyed, evil-looking frog.
I opened the outside porch door and tried to use a chair to nudge the little critter outside. The froglike thing hissed at me and... shot out a wing. A definite, no-doubt-about-it bat wing.
(Cue Batman theme song.)
I immediately closed all the doors, ran inside and put a towel under the porch door to keep the bat from getting inside the house.
Then I took a nap. (Hey, it's really hot and I woke up early this morning.)
After my nap, Evan called and I told him about the bat. While I was telling the story, I looked up and there was the bat himself (or herself, who knows?), climbing up the exposed brick in our dining room.
Country lesson: Towels are not an effective tool to keep bats out of one's house.
With Evan on the phone, I grabbed my laptop and cord and barricaded myself in the mud room.
"Do you have enough water?" Evan asked, in full emergency mode.
I did.
While Evan called Country Caretaker, I then proceeded to do exactly what one should never do in a situation like this: I Googled "bats and rabies."
Here is the first piece of information I found:
Rabies can be confirmed only in a laboratory. However, any bat that is active by day (like, say, at 11:00am?), is found in a place where bats are not usually seen (for example, in a room in your home or on the lawn) (or, perhaps, your porch and dining room?), or is unable to fly (and, therefore, is crawling around behind a chair?), is far more likely than others to be rabid. Such bats are often the most easily approached. Therefore, it is best never to handle any bat.
I decided to leave the house and go outside.
About 10 minutes later,
Adam from Country Caretaker arrived. I have never been so happy to see that big burgundy truck. Adam heroically went into the house. I heard some commotion and then he came out with the bat caught in his hands between two baseball caps.
You will be pleased to know that he asked if I wanted to take a picture of the bat for our blog.
I said no. Sorry to disappoint our loyal readers, but I just couldn't do it. Instead, I thanked Adam, called Evan to report the good news, went back into the house and poured myself a very large glass of
Tocai from Rick's Wine & Spirits.
So, that is the story of Lindsey and the bat.
The End. (I hope.)
Posted by Lindsey